HAS ANYONE SEEN PERCY?

I CAN'T FIND HIM SODDING ANYWHERE!!

He was in the flat, and he went to answer the door and then he was GONE. I'VE LOOKED FOR HIM ALL BLOODY NIGHT!

HARRY? DRACO? FOUNDERS? OH BLOODY HELL, I'D EVEN TAKE SEAMUS RIGHT NOW. ANYONE?!!!

Bollocks.

PERCY, PERCY COME HOME!!!